"the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off"...

I am making a vow today to stop losing my stuff.

Its a chronic problem, really. Car keys, debit cards, house key, drivers license... the list goes on. Those are just the important things.

Advice from my family has been "get your shit together" or "take better care of your stuff"

So today, my friends, I am going to "get my shit together" and stop losing stuff.

Help.